What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 01:11

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
A View to a Kill
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Is it true that most women like alpha males?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
Why are black people harassed more by police officers?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.